When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.
fuck the cops amirite
fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try
AUUUUGH could you NOT
These people are troglodytes
The FEU Files (via thepsychobrentt)
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
This is literally drunk tksjhp anytime we get drunk at Disney World.
literally me talking to my friends in public